Tiger: Finding His Way Out Of The Woods At The Masters

Tiger Woods, who become his own cautionary tale, makes his biggest pitch for a redemptive comeback this week. And what better place to stage his comeback than The Masters Tournament? The members of the venerable Augusta National Golf Club have been nothing but supportive of Tiger over the years. They even installed his own drinkingContinue reading “Tiger: Finding His Way Out Of The Woods At The Masters”

Looking Back At 2010

As I do at the end of each year (which usually elicits many e-mails, but I am going to do it again anyway), here is my look back at 2010. England’s Prince William became engaged to long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton, whose charisma reminds many of Princess Diana. The Royal Family hopes Kate does not upstageContinue reading “Looking Back At 2010”

A Tiger’s Tale

The Tiger Tale ended at the Bay County, Florida Courthouse last week when Elin Woods got her divorce finalized. An African-American man has not been as uncomfortable in Panama City since Barack Obama pretended to vacation there the weekend before. Tiger Woods’ marriage effectively ended when he sped out of his driveway last November, hitContinue reading “A Tiger’s Tale”

Create Wealth, Don’t Redistribute It

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.”  — Thomas Jefferson Lost in President Barack Obama’s rhetoric, which presupposes the evils of capitalism and capitalists to sell his statist/socialist agenda, is the fact that free-market capitalism is a far more virtuous and moral system. HeContinue reading “Create Wealth, Don’t Redistribute It”

Tiger Woods: Master of His Domain

Tiger Woods has become his own cautionary tale, and he’ll make his biggest pitch for redemption yet by playing in the venerable Masters Golf Tournament this week. And what better place to stage his comeback than Augusta National, a place that does not allow women? With its tight security and hometown celebrities like James BrownContinue reading “Tiger Woods: Master of His Domain”

Yoga: Don’t Just Do Something—Sit There

Ever since the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock in their attempt to escape European tyranny (but mostly soccer), we have sought to adopt foreign “activities” we could make our own. Such is the case with yoga, which has swept the affluent areas of this country like Starbucks. Yoga involves spending lots of money, investing time,Continue reading “Yoga: Don’t Just Do Something—Sit There”

A Plea To Disqualify The Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympic Games began, as they always do, with the Parade of Nations—many of which we have yet to invade. By parading like that, however, they seem to just be asking for it. Men only watch the Winter Games if a woman forces them to. If you catch a man voluntarily watching the WinterContinue reading “A Plea To Disqualify The Winter Olympics”

Chains We Can Believe In

Home-run record holder Mark McGwire finally came clean on his steroid use in 1998, the year he broke the record. People were shocked; Sammy Sosa’s face turned white as a sheet when he heard. When Alex Rodriguez admitted to taking steroids, he was seeing Madonna. She has always had a thing for baseball players. IContinue reading “Chains We Can Believe In”